Laugh Out Loud if you see these on the street

This weeks worst sneaker of the week award goes to ... (drum roll please) ... A NIKE release? The NIKE JACK WOOL SOAKERS are the worst "thing" that NIKE has ever created. They look like duck boots, ACG's and "wtf" mixed into one shoe. I dont wear NIKE, and this just pushed me further away. If you like these, you must be:
1.Blind
2.Dead
or
3.John McCain